The Twelve Days of Christmas revisited.......

   I am so excited that the President of the United States has given his permission for us to say "Merry Christmas" again that I thought I would celebrate his personal holiday generosity by updating some of  my favorite holiday carols...oops...I meant to say Christmas carols.
 
  So for starters, I thought I might start with the 12 Days of Christmas. You all know how the tune goes, so feel free to sing along.
                 
                                                                                               
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   On the 1st of Christmas my President gave to me......a "yuge" income tax increase to offset the decrease he gave to himself, his family and the others living in the swamp.

   On the 2nd of Christmas, my President gave to me....cuts to my medicare (as a retiree so I would have to pay more out of pocket ) and with it a guarantee  to increase  my health insurance premiums.

   On the 3d of Christmas my President gave to me..... three chants of "lock her up"

   On the 4th of Christmas my President gave to me.... four different lies about Russia and his non-involvement in collusion.

   On the 5th day of Christmas my President gave to me..... five new tweets about Jim Comey. He just can't let this go!!

   On the 6th day of Christmas my President gave to me....  a complete 'unedited', edited set of Sarah Huckaby Sanders' White House daily briefings dating back to her first day on the job, along with a signed copy of her promise not to lie to the press.

   On the 7th day  of Christmas my President gave to me....all of his excuses and denials that he has done nothing to obstruct justice, at least in the past week.

   On the 8th day of Christmas my President gave to me.... eight denials that he ever touched or attempted to  mistreat maids a milking.

   On the 9th day of Christmas my President gave to me....nine drummers drumming with a list of all he has accomplished since he took office in January.     
 
   On the 10th day of Christmas my President gave to me....a year's free subscription to Fox News so that I can get the real news and not that fake 'stuff' the others  report out about him.

   On the 11th day of Christmas my President gave to me....eleven Big Macs, , 5 chocolate milk shakes and a bottle of antacid tablets.

   On the 12th day of Christmas my President gave me a list of everyone he has or will fire before the end of the year

   And on 13th day of Christmas  ( oh my, one too many),  my President gave to me......his official letter of resignation, resigning from the position of President, because he found it interfered with his golf schedule and his overseas trips to check on his new hotels in Russia!

   And with that......I wish you all a Merry Christmas and maybe something to look forward to next year